McSweeney's Internet Tendency

I AM THE WORLD’S MOST FUCKABLE CONSERVATIVE WUNDERKIND AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT

I’M A BABY BOOMER AND I’M MAD THAT THE WORLD ISN’T A STAGNANT ROCK

The #MeToo Movement Has Put a Stranglehold On Me, the Least Funny Person in the Room

I #BELIEVEWOMEN (WHEN IT’S CONVENIENT)

 THE PERFORMATIVE ALLY THEATER PROGRAM

Full Frontal with Samantha Bee

SIX EASY WAYS TO MAKE THE WOMEN’S MARCH ALL ABOUT YOU (co-writer)

A GREAT WHITE SHARK ON THE REHABILITATION OF GEORGE W. BUSH

THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS USING TAX RETURNS TO DISTRACT YOU FROM MY ONE-WOMAN SHOW

Time Person of the Year 2017: Chad

This Halloween’s Spookiest Costume: #BoughtNRASenator

Full Frontal Introduces The Scammm: News That Won’t Challenge You

10 Democratic Senators Who Have Never Groped Anyone

 

The Belladonna Comedy

A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AARON SORKIN

Science Says the Bad Thing You Do is Actually Good

 

bullshit.ist

HEY, IT’S ME, YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL

 

Weekly Humorist (formerly National Lampoon)

Why I’m Inviting This Season’s Winner of MasterChef Junior to Read My Eulogy

5 Personal Essays I Didn’t Get to Publish Before the Boom was Over

A Note From the Witch Who Stole Sean Spicer’s Cool

 

Athena Talks

History of Predatory Behavior from Well-Known Director Woody Allen Discovered

 

Movie Time Guru

I’m Mel Gibson and it’s Time I Weighed in on Harvey Weinstein

 

Applaudience

It’s 2017, And We No Longer Have A Place For Films That Don’t Fit My Personal Agenda

 

Medium

WHO IS KELLYANNE CONWAY? 4 MORE THINGS TO KNOW ABOUT DONALD TRUMP’S PRESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR.

A Letter of Resignation From My Precocious Child