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I AM THE WORLD’S MOST FUCKABLE CONSERVATIVE WUNDERKIND AND I DEMAND YOUR RESPECT
I’M A BABY BOOMER AND I’M MAD THAT THE WORLD ISN’T A STAGNANT ROCK
The #MeToo Movement Has Put a Stranglehold On Me, the Least Funny Person in the Room
I #BELIEVEWOMEN (WHEN IT’S CONVENIENT)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee
SIX EASY WAYS TO MAKE THE WOMEN’S MARCH ALL ABOUT YOU (co-writer)
A GREAT WHITE SHARK ON THE REHABILITATION OF GEORGE W. BUSH
THE TRUMP ADMINISTRATION IS USING TAX RETURNS TO DISTRACT YOU FROM MY ONE-WOMAN SHOW
Time Person of the Year 2017: Chad
This Halloween’s Spookiest Costume: #BoughtNRASenator
Full Frontal Introduces The Scammm: News That Won’t Challenge You
10 Democratic Senators Who Have Never Groped Anyone
The Belladonna Comedy
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF AARON SORKIN
Science Says the Bad Thing You Do is Actually Good
bullshit.ist
HEY, IT’S ME, YOUR FACEBOOK FRIEND FROM HIGH SCHOOL
Weekly Humorist (formerly National Lampoon)
Why I’m Inviting This Season’s Winner of MasterChef Junior to Read My Eulogy
5 Personal Essays I Didn’t Get to Publish Before the Boom was Over
A Note From the Witch Who Stole Sean Spicer’s Cool
Athena Talks
History of Predatory Behavior from Well-Known Director Woody Allen Discovered
Movie Time Guru
I’m Mel Gibson and it’s Time I Weighed in on Harvey Weinstein
Applaudience
It’s 2017, And We No Longer Have A Place For Films That Don’t Fit My Personal Agenda
Medium